I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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