Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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