We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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