Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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