wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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