Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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