i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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