Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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