Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Randomize