thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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