Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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