yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
