porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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