he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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