There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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