At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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