Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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