just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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