I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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