Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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