Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
