There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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