and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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