thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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