Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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