haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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