I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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