By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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