I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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