babies were throwing up all over the place
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Randomize
