The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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