ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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