I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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