if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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