Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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