is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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