There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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