Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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