We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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its like you know when i get waxed
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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