If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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