We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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