he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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