Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
well you can't waste a boner
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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