after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
and she was petting her beer can
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
