But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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