Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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