it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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