I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
im holly from the hills drunk
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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