I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
