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don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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