maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
