I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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