ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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