I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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