She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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