Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
