I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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