Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Come on in and take your pants off
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