Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You can't special order awesome
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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